The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...