Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...