Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...