Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...