Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...