Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.