Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...