Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...