8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...