Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...