They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...