Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...