Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Cat jokes 07
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The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.