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A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Hellen Keller
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Watching for suicide
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
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Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
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Some yogurt visits a local bar
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A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!