A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....