Can\’t Hear
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Consultation fees
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Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
President Gorbachev
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
chameleon’s motto
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The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...