Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...