Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...