It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...