A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...