If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Are You Really Sure?
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A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Bill Collector
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