Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...