Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...