Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...