How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...