Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...