Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...