A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...