In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...