3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....