A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...