Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...