Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...