Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...