Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...