We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...