Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...