Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...