Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...