The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.