Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...