My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...