How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...