Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.