ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...