Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...