Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...