Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...