Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...