Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...